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    Dibs: A Chicago Tradition... And Now A Toy

    Dibs: A Chicago Tradition... And Now A Toy Harebrained

    My friend Shawn (also known as Shawnimals) and I came up with a pretty silly product for the holidays: the Dibs Starter Pack!

    It’s a little chair that you can put wherever, or hang on your tree as an ornament, or — hell — even save your seat at the bar! You know... dibs. The beloved / hated Chicago tradition.

    It comes properly packaged in a blister pack, and has two, count ‘em TWO stickers to decorate your chair AND a hook so you can use it as an ornament (the top has a tiny hole pre-drilled for the hook).

    A special intro price of $12.99 when you buy one of ‘em, and even deeper discounts when you buy 5 and 10 packs! Is this the perfect holiday gift? Yes, yes it is.

    Available at dibstoy.com or on this website!



    Crust Fund Pizza x Harebrained Collaboration

    Crust Fund Pizza x Harebrained Collaboration Harebrained

    A couple of years ago my friend John approached me about designing a logo/mascot for his newest idea: Crust Fund Pizza. John had mastered making Chicago tavern style pizza and wanted to use his pizza prowess to raise money for local nonprofits. So he did it the only way he knew how: by selling pizzas out of his alley.  

    Two years later I approached John about doing a Harebrained/Crust Fund Pizza collab. We settled on sicking to what we do best: John would make the pies and I would sell some shirts (specifically this shirt). And together over the span of a week, we raised $3,613 for one of my favorite nonprofits: My Block, My Hood, My City. 


    Crust Fund Pizza and Harebrained Collaboration

    It was a blast coming together to help a local organization like M3, and I can't wait for Crust Fund & Harebrained to collaborate again!


    BRAND NEW: Tampon Keeper

    BRAND NEW: Tampon Keeper

    The contents might not be much more fun than algebra homework, but our brand new Tampon Keeper will help keep you organized and ready for life's monthly pop quiz.

    STFU About Chicago Series

    STFU About Chicago Series Harebrained

    It's been a busy spring here in Chicago. Baseball season kicked off, we lost adopted Chicago icon Jerry Springer, and most importantly, we inaugurated a new mayor with a progressive platform. As you may have seen, bastion of journalistic integrity Fox News recently made a visit to interview "real Chicagoans" about this...at a Naperville diner about an hour outside of town. The response from inside Chicago city limits was loud and clear: "Shut the fuck up about Chicago, you don't live here!". Thanks to a prompt from a like-minded Twitter user, we knew it was time for Harebrained to deploy our secret weapon: dumb t-shirts. You can read more about its origin here (Block Club). Chicago residents, suburban ex-pats, and homesick transplants all love our STFU About Chicago, You Don't Live Here t-shirts, which come in different colors and profanity levels (STFU, Shut the Fuck Up, and Shut the F*ck Up). We took inspiration from all of our favorite things about Chicago: baseball, our parks district, classic dive bar signage, and lots more. Make sure to get yours so you have a great conversation starter (or ender) for your next family gathering! Check out the collection here!

    Shut the fuck up about Chicago Morton Salt Girl

    Shut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Northside) by HarebrainedShut the fuck up about Chicago (Southside) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Old Style) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Marquee) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Bleachers) shirt by HarebrainedShut The Fuck Up About Chicago (City Park Sign) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Football) shirt by Harebrained

    This is my BOOMSTICK boxer briefs

    This is my BOOMSTICK boxer briefs

    Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK boxer briefs!  Harebrained's top of the line. You can find this in the men's underwear department. That's right, this sweet baby was designed in Chicago, IL. Retails for about a fourteen, ninety nine. It's got Ash on the butt and Boomstick on the crotch. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mar... I mean, Harebrained! You got that?