How far will I go for a joke? You're looking at the new owner of ClotPockets.com! For the rest of the year, I'll be occasionally rebranding existing and brand new Period Panties as Clot Pockets. BTW, just between you and me, I think we're going to be seeing a lot of BRAND NEW Clot Pockets in the coming months.
Now, does anyone know if Jim Gaffigan is on Cameo? I need to hear him say "♪Clot Pockets♪"
Clotabunga dudes! You'd think we'd make Secretion of the Ooze our April Undie of the Month, but we're not that clever (get it... April O'Neil? NOTE TO SELF: Make an April O'Neil Period Panty that's called April's Shower). Anyways save 33% when you get Secretion of the Ooze anytime this month, after that it's going back up to $14.99! Tell your fellow Shellheads!
Are you the babe with the period power? Our newest Period Panty "Cramps Magic Cramps" features the Globlin King (played by David Flowie) and is flying off the shelf! Get these Labiarinth undies before the Globlin King gets you!
