FRESH BAKED KITTENS

Fresh Baked Kittens: Baby clothes for the next degeneration.
Fantastically Gross Onesie
Fantastically Gross Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

Fantastically Gross Onesie

$ 12.00

"Aside from unicorns, babies have the most colorful bodily fluids."

100% cotton

 

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Drinking Problem Onesie
Drinking Problem Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

Drinking Problem Onesie

$ 12.00

"Kids these days don’t know their limits. They act like they’re just a little bit thirsty, but suddenly they’re belching and spilling all over the place. Next comes the hysterical laugh-crying, and then, finally, the passing out, nipple in mouth. "

100% cotton.

 

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No Sleep Sheep Onesie
No Sleep Sheep Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

No Sleep Sheep Onesie

$ 12.00

"Counting sheep to go to sleep isn’t much help when they’re counting back (1, 2, 1-2-3-4!)"

100% cotton.

 

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Always Hungry Onesie
Always Hungry Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

Always Hungry Onesie

$ 12.00

"Much like zombies, babies seem to have an insatiable appetite. Unlike zombies, babies don't seem to have a discerning palette. Milk? Sure! Fruit? Yes! Dust? Ok! Batteries? Sounds good! Windex? Who can resist?!"  

100% cotton.

 

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Bathtime Onesie
Bathtime Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

Bathtime Onesie

$ 12.00

"Just a quick bath, and then it’s time for bed! Wait, how did all this water get on the floor? Is it safe for a baby to ingest that much soap? How did that fire start? Oh no...that’s not...no!...don’t do it!...SHART ATTACK!"

100% cotton.

 

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Meltdown Onesie
Meltdown Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

Meltdown Onesie

$ 12.00

"Dress your baby up for the next meltdown."

100% cotton.

 

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Cutethulu Onesie
Cutethulu Onesie
Fresh Baked Kittens

Cutethulu Onesie

$ 12.00

"Cthulhu may be a malevolent being, but he looks so cute when he sleeps!" 

100% cotton.

Please note: Cutethulu onesies run slightly smaller than other Fresh Baked Kittens onesies.

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Brain Food Bib
Brain Food Bib
Fresh Baked Kittens

Brain Food Bib

$ 5.00

A bib to remind you that there are cannibalistic tendencies behind that angelic little smile.

Bibs feature a front and back cotton exterior with a TPU (non-toxic PVC alternative) interior lining to prevent moisture from soaking through onto your kiddo's clothes. Fastener is made of soft velcro.

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Double Rainbow Bib
Double Rainbow Bib
Fresh Baked Kittens

Double Rainbow Bib

$ 5.00

"A bib to constantly remind you that what goes in, must come out."

Bibs feature a front and back cotton exterior with a TPU (non-toxic PVC alternative) interior lining to prevent moisture from soaking through onto your kiddo's clothes. Fastener is made of soft velcro.

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Gift Card

Harebrained

Gift Card

from $ 15.00

Gift Card
Harebrained

Gift Card

$ 15.00

Shopping for someone else but not sure what to give them? How about a Harebrained Gift Card?

Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem them at checkout. Our gift cards have no additional processing fees.

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