After years of making cool underwear for cool menstruaters, we decided to make undies for dudes! Hunky Junkies are basically dick jokes that you can wear! Check out our first three designs "Boom Stick", "Big Deal", and "Man of your Dreams".
Now that I'm a 34 year old, I can look back at my early gaming years with a certain fondness. Sure, I was awkward looking, didn't talk much and shook with excitement when it was my turn to play– but I still consider those days rather formidable to making me the person that I am today. None more so than Mario Bros 3 for the NES. That game had insane 8-bit graphics, secrets within the game, and was a huge leap in gameplay from Mario 2. I mean, Mario could fly if he had a raccoon tail and ears! It made no sense, and as a kid I loved it. Fuck, I still love it. So needless to say, the Mario Bros 3 cover was also my favorite. It was so simple, yet instantly iconic.
So it shouldn't shock anyone that if I'm going to make a t-shirt design, that it'll pay homage to that classic video game cover! So here's two brand new designs! Super Weapon X and Super Rock Man! Both are dedicated to two other dear characters in my childhood: Wolverine and Mega Man. (Full Disclosure: I hired Obvian: The Art of Nathan Davis) to design Super Weapon X) Both are up on Harebrained's Teepublic store! Is there a shirt that you'd like to see Harebrained design? Send us an email or let us know in the comments!
I just finished a new shirt design dedicated to the greatest catchphrase in the history of saturday morning cartoons! SPOON! And if you're still not sure what the shirts about, you must not be a 30 year old dork like myself. Look up episodes of the The Tick now! You can thank me later.