Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK boxer briefs! Harebrained's top of the line. You can find this in the men's underwear department. That's right, this sweet baby was designed in Chicago, IL. Retails for about a fourteen, ninety nine. It's got Ash on the butt and Boomstick on the crotch. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mar... I mean, Harebrained! You got that?
BRAND NEW! Taunt any passerby by wearing a pair of "I Fart In Your General Direction" boxer briefs. Anyone who sees you rocking a pair of these will have the fear of god put into them.
After years of making cool underwear for cool menstruaters, we decided to make undies for dudes! Hunky Junkies are basically dick jokes that you can wear! Check out our first three designs "Boom Stick", "Big Deal", and "Man of your Dreams".
