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    STFU About Chicago Series

    STFU About Chicago Series Harebrained

    It's been a busy spring here in Chicago. Baseball season kicked off, we lost adopted Chicago icon Jerry Springer, and most importantly, we inaugurated a new mayor with a progressive platform. As you may have seen, bastion of journalistic integrity Fox News recently made a visit to interview "real Chicagoans" about this...at a Naperville diner about an hour outside of town. The response from inside Chicago city limits was loud and clear: "Shut the fuck up about Chicago, you don't live here!". Thanks to a prompt from a like-minded Twitter user, we knew it was time for Harebrained to deploy our secret weapon: dumb t-shirts. You can read more about its origin here (Block Club). Chicago residents, suburban ex-pats, and homesick transplants all love our STFU About Chicago, You Don't Live Here t-shirts, which come in different colors and profanity levels (STFU, Shut the Fuck Up, and Shut the F*ck Up). We took inspiration from all of our favorite things about Chicago: baseball, our parks district, classic dive bar signage, and lots more. Make sure to get yours so you have a great conversation starter (or ender) for your next family gathering! Check out the collection here!

    Shut the fuck up about Chicago Morton Salt Girl

    Shut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Northside) by HarebrainedShut the fuck up about Chicago (Southside) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Old Style) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Marquee) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Bleachers) shirt by HarebrainedShut The Fuck Up About Chicago (City Park Sign) shirt by HarebrainedShut the Fuck Up About Chicago (Football) shirt by Harebrained