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    Boyshorts Sale!

    Period Panties Boyshorts Sale
    That's right ladies! This week only, all boyshorts underwear are just $8! You'll never get them cheaper than this! If you haven't yet tried our ultra comfy and ergonomic Period Panties boyshorts yet, now is a great chance to do so. We've got old favorites like Shark Week, Rainbo First Blood, Sour Puss, and Redrum, along with newer designs including It's Flow Time (Beetlejuice), It's Just a Flesh Wound, Jurassic Period, and more! Better hurry, lots of sizes are going fast!

    Shit For Brains

    Shit For Brains
    A lot of people assume we just sit around, play with dogs, drink beer, and occasionally think of period puns. And, well, sometimes that is what we do. But we've also been hard at work for the past two years researching the most insane, irreverent, dystopian, cynical, disgusting, outrageous, cringe-inducing, hilarious, depressing, ironic, pathetic, and outright weird facts that we can find. We've cobbled all these facts into questions, subdivided them into categories (Sexy Time, 'Merica, Nature Calls, Drugs Man, Crime & Death, and Bodily Functions). The game plays like a version of Trivial Pursuit that is actually fun. Know any politicians who got reelected after getting caught smoking crack? Know what discarded body parts are used for cosmetic testing? What brand was Monica Lewinsky's jizzum-stained dress? You get the idea.
    All our hard work is finally coming to market soon. We're getting set to launch a kickstarter, with the video shoot scheduled for next week and the launch happening in May. 
    Get ready to be forever scarred by the things you can't un-know!
    Live link coming soon!

    New Shirts and Updated Clearance Section!

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    We've just released a couple new shirts- "It's a Me-ow, Mario" (that's the Mario Cat on the left if you couldn't tell) and "That's No Ball of Yarn!" (which is the Darth Vader Cat on the right...do I have to spell it out for you??). These shirts are available in both toddler sizes (2T-6T) and adult S-3XL. They were a huge hit when they debuted at the Salt Lake FanX and Wizard World Cleveland Comic Cons a couple weeks ago!
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    We've also added some new items to our Clearance section! 5 shirts just added- get them before they're gone! This is far and away the cheapest you'll ever find these shirts, and since we use high-quality screen printing, these are a real steal.