Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK boxer briefs! Harebrained's top of the line. You can find this in the men's underwear department. That's right, this sweet baby was designed in Chicago, IL. Retails for about a fourteen, ninety nine. It's got Ash on the butt and Boomstick on the crotch. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mar... I mean, Harebrained! You got that?
Look I get it. We're all busy and it's hard enough keeping a single thought in your head, much less being thoughtful towards the people you care about. That's why I lazily turned my Fleetwood Mac inspired shirts into easy to send Valentines. Happy Valentine's Day!
"I think Toad might be infected"
-How can you tell?
"He's got a mushroom head."
-Nah, that's just how he looks.
"Alright, if you say so... ARGHHHH TOAD NO!!!!"
And scene. Thank you for attending my Mushroom Mashup Play "The Mushroom Kingdom". Feel free to buy any merch on your way out of the theater.
In case you missed it, a trailer for Elizabeth Banks's brand new movie "Cocaine Bear" just dropped yesterday. It looks incredible- a bear who's high on cocaine and murders everything it can get it's paws on. This movie is going to be off the... RAILS!
It was impossible for me not to get inspired and make SOMETHING for the movie, so here you go. "The Cocaine Bear".
One fact that we love from our Shit For Brains game and book is about El Caganer:
"In Spain's Catalonia region, nativity scenes include a very special character: El Caganer, a villager taking a dump in the corner. Traditionally, the figure was a male peasant with a red hat; nowadays the mad crapper can be anyone, including politicians, movie stars, and video game characters."
I feel like we need to spread the word and adopt El Caganer on a global level. If you'd like to add a little Spanish culture into your life, download this FREE coloring page and hang it up in your home!