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This is basically how I feel when anyone in power offers their "Thoughts and Prayers". It's a throwaway line that does nothing. So let's do something to help fight the epidemic of mass shootings in America.
We decided to donate 100% of all "Thoughts And Prayers" shirt proceeds to Moms Demand Action- an organization dedicated to curbing gun violence.
"Thoughts And Prayers" have been added to our Carebrained Collection, where 100% of all proceeds go to non-profits.
Making abortion illegal won’t stop it from happening, but will put desperate people in dangerous situations. We are donating all proceeds from our “Hands Off” shirts and pins to @plannedparenthood and @plancpills. Shirts are available now, and pins will be shipped in early June. Stay safe and trust women to make the right decisions for themselves!
One of my favorite Homer Simpson quotes is "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"; the joke being that wearing a towel wouldn't affect your hearing. Now in this mashup, I've completely ruined the ridiculousness of the original statement, because in this instance, it would make sense that a cowl would hinder his hearing. Thus this mashup is actually worse than the original scene that I referenced. Please accept my apology in the form of a free coloring page.
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BRAND NEW! Taunt any passerby by wearing a pair of "I Fart In Your General Direction" boxer briefs. Anyone who sees you rocking a pair of these will have the fear of god put into them.