Introducing the cuddliest, cutest little sewer clown you've ever seen! There is at least one Harebrained employee (COLE) who had nightmares for years as a child thanks to a VHS copy of "It" that was taped off the tv when he was 5 (where were his parents?), but how could that innocent little face scare you? What a wuss! Pennywise is here, just waiting to brandish your butt!

And in this corner, at 3'8", the littlest terror, the rage-filled psycho, the irrational, bloated, weepy-screamy-emotionally-imbalanced lunatic...MENSTRUAL MANIA! The Ultimate-Warrior-like persona will help you fend off anybody or anything that stands between you and a little tub o' Ben and Jerry's.