Finally, fans of Big Trouble In Little China can get ol' Jack Burton on their butt! And I think this is a first for us, this design is available in boxer briefs and panties AT THE SAME TIME!!! Need a top to match those bottoms? Check out our limited, but growing collection of BTILC gear!
New Shirt in the Underwear House! Meet K.R.A.N.G.- he's got a big brain, a mechanical body, and an undying urge to rule the world!
You too can be the Devourer of Bowls when you pick up a box of Cosmic Crunch! Free silver surfing space guy inside! Try Cosmic Crunch cereal- THEY'RE GRRRREAT!
This is the perfect shirt for people who love Galactus, Cap'n Crunch, cereal boxes, fake cereals, Cap'N Crunch parodies, comic books, or my artwork.
Yay I'm an author! Please check out my new young adult novel Xenomophs! it's about an alien race that can change forms throughout it's life! And you won't believe what happens when it encounters humans! Fans of the Animorphs book series will hate it!
Oh wait, never mind. This isn't a book, it's just a drawing. And I put it on a shirt.
(I wrote this as a text only Facebook post for reasons, so enjoy this copy and paste)
"Okay, so it's a cereal design (you know how we love those) and it's got Parks & Rec's Ron Swanson on it. He's sporting his signature mustache, pompadour, and grimace- all while holding a spoonful of cereal. In his other hand is a note that says "Give me all the bacon and egg marshmallows". Now the cereal is called "Meaties" which is a play on the iconic "Wheaties" brand cereal. Wheaties doesn't have any marshmallows, but I've ignored that fact so I could add some extra fun elements to the design. In this case, the marshmallows look like eggs, bacon, sausages, and a t-bone steak. Above the name "Meaties" is the name of the fake company that manufacturers the cereal : Food & Stuff. Much like other real cereals, there's something FREE in the box; Meaties has a free "Pyramid of Greatness" included in the cereal box."
Reading is fun! So is this shirt! Buy the shirt!
