"You did it. The crazy son of a bitch, you did it." is what we've been hearing non-stop since we announced that you can now get Jeff Goldblum on your ass. Get them before they're extinct!
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It's dangerous to go alone, wear this! That's right, "Chicks Heart Me" is only $9.99 for the rest of the month! This is the perfect pair of underwear for any self-deprecating gamer who needs a reminder to leave the chickens alone.
What do you get when you combine Home Alone with the Mario 3 cover art? Super Wet Bandits! Harry and Marv might as well been video game characters because they seemed to have endless lives. I haven't counted but I figure they each had at least a few 1 Ups on hand. Get "Super Wet Bandits" in time for Xmas!
