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Locally printed on 100% cotton unisex AS Colour tees. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/7135\/files\/Screenshot_2025-02-26_at_12.19.05_PM.png?v=1740593990\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Harebrained","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46230978265309,"sku":"BIKECHI-S","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46230978298077,"sku":"BIKECHI-M","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L (SOLD OUT)","offer_id":46230978330845,"sku":"BIKECHI-L","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46230978363613,"sku":"BIKECHI-XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46230978396381,"sku":"BIKECHI-2XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46230978429149,"sku":"BIKECHI-3XL","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/7135\/files\/BikeChicago_Navycopy.jpg?v=1740437103"},{"product_id":"i-want-my-npr-unisex-tee-sweatshirt-preorder","title":"I Want My NPR Unisex Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e$8 of every shirt sale goes to NPR! 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